Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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