Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize