just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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