I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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