She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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