i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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