I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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