Define "chronic" masturbator.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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