Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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