At least make sure they are 18
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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