I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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