Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So squirting runs in the family.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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