nut hugger
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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