On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
