do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
