i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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