my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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