you turned your livingroom into a bong?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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