dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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