When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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