I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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