Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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