Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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