How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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