Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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