No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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