So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We had to coat check the pizza.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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