last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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