he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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