I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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