She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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