I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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