The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Is it because I queefed?
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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