How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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