Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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