If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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