I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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