but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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