You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Randomize