she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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