I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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