She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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