i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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