I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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