So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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