Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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