I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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