Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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