Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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