did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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