Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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