If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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