I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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