Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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