Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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