ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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