would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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