lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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