You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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