I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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